by: Mike G.
…why the hell don’t you?
Seriously, if you’re a Twitterphobe you are totally missing out. Don’t you want need to know what Kojima had for lunch?
It’s Bulgogi, fine, you get that one for free.
But this isn’t just a chance to revel in an auteur’s culinary predilections. Yeah, you do learn a bunch of stuff about Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker. However, that junk is boooooring. You can have bestowed upon you so much more if you submit and become wise under his tutelage!
Here are just a few of the things you can expect to attain from @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN:
Learn about conditions in far away lands:
Learn how to empathize with your peers as his heart bleeds for the recently dismissed heads of Infinity Ward:
And finally, the man’s tweets have the power… to move you.
The defense rests its case.