Hideo Kojima Has A Twitter Account…

by: Mike G.

…why the hell don’t you?

Seriously, if you’re a Twitterphobe you are totally missing out. Don’t you want need to know what Kojima had for lunch?

YUM!

It’s Bulgogi, fine, you get that one for free.

But this isn’t just a chance to revel in an auteur’s culinary predilections. Yeah, you do learn a bunch of stuff about Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker. However, that junk is boooooring. You can have bestowed upon you so much more if you submit and become wise under his tutelage!

Here are just a few of the things you can expect to attain from @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN:

Learn about conditions in far away lands:

Learn how to empathize with your peers as his heart bleeds for the recently dismissed heads of Infinity Ward:

And finally, the man’s tweets have the power… to move you.

The defense rests its case.

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One thought on “Hideo Kojima Has A Twitter Account…

  1. Wait Hideo Kojima is REAL!? I thought he was a construct made from the primordial ooze of previous game developers. Like Betty Crocker.

    This was such a funny post I was LOLing at work.

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