He’s back…

The twisted deconstructionist of movie magic is back with a review of Avatar. Luckily, it’s only 2 parts.

It’s been 10 years, lets hash this out once and for all.

"Hes like a Jedi ninja!"

This guy is making the rounds but Oh my this is quite god. I know it sounds like a mush mouth internet fanboy mouth breather giving his two cents on a long dormant topic but just hang in there and the true Phantom Menace will be revealed.  Its subtly genius.

This only part 1 of 7. Its 70 minutes long. And good god I dont particularly care for Ep.1 (I was momentarily entranced at the time) this insanly nitpicking review will make so many new reasons to hate, so much more then you remembered. Let it flow through you.

Well, as far as remakes go…..

…i’m pretty ok with all this. Behold your 2010 A-Team!

I mean as long as it isn’t garbage and everyone has a good time, hell, go for it. If youve watched an episode in the last decade its not like they can defile the A- team.

Also note the sneaky van hiding in the background.  Give us that red stripe!

Liam Neeson looks awesome….

The works of Noburo Iguchi.

I think we need to Netflix Party these on Xbox Live.

Ninja

… is the title of the film.  The trailer covers everything else.  Since its a ninja movie, I know for certain the acting will be poor.  But if anyone was a fan of the American Ninja series and Ninja 3 the Resurrection, you already know thats par for the course.

Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs

You thought your cries fell on deaf ears. You spent many nights rocking your self to sleep doubting the existence of your God. And when your coping strategies seemed to fail, leaving you on the brink, IT happened. Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs, your 22nd favorite book as a child is finally coming to the big screen.

Glory be to God.

And then, as you wipe the tears of joy from your eyes, Ubisoft makes what seemed impossible, possible. Cloudy With A Chance of Meatballs: The Video Game!

Praise Him.

The MaldenCast Episode 501

Well it’s in the bag, warts and all.

Click below to listen.

Direct Download.

It’s not on iTunes yet. As far as I can tell I’ll need to write an entire .xml script to get it on there. Yay! I made a deal with the Devil but it’s been submitted and under review (gulp!)
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There is a 7 second space of dead air around the 12 minute mark, whoops. I’ll fix that before it goes on iTunes.

Unfortunately we lost the Yo Gabba Gabba! tangent for an obvious reason that couldn’t be edited around…

Next week we need show notes just to keep things moving along. The tangents are great it’s just when we switch gears there’s lots of umming and uhhing and dead air that I had to edit around. I was probably the most guilty of that sin.