Commando (Russian Remake)

June 25, 2008 by Peter H.

on June 26, 2008 at 10:15 am | Reply Steve

This looks awesome in EVERY concievable way EXCEPT (this is a big except) the Bennet guy actually looks somewhat threatening and doesn’t have a Freddy Mercury Mustache or chainmail vest. This is a major issue.
on June 26, 2008 at 11:30 am | Reply Peter H.

Snowmobiles and hot russian models are a plus. The guy playing Matrix is pretty intimidating, but I don’t know if his quips are any good (don’t understand Russian)

Chad, I needs me a translation. Better yet, you can watch it and tell us if its up to standard.
on June 27, 2008 at 1:02 am | Reply Chad C.

Oh man, that was some funny stuff. I got the feeling that the filmmaker is being very tongue and cheek. I mean shit, a snowmobile without snow and a spinning motorcycle with a mounted machine gun? The soundtrack is so cheesy, it’s priceless.

His first monologue says: “They say, luck doesn’t last forever.”

The last scene between the general and he goes like this:

General: “Is there anything left there?”
Commando: “Only little bits.”

I’ll have to keep my eye out for the inevitable DVD.

Good find, Peter!

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